Zerce's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Forest Ranger]

Funny, but doesn't match at parts

I can't believe that people are complaining about this being on the front page when there's things like "Bill Gate's Secret," and "Nightmare B4 Halloween," on it. This is pretty funny, especially compared to the shit that was on it the other day. My only complaint is that the lyrics doesn't match the animation all the time.

[Spoilsbury Toast Boy - 1]

Hmmm...

Bizzare and creepy. Much better than "Salad Fingers," which I thought was just stupid. Much more entertaining as well. The beatles got on my nerves, though.

[Sonic: Uncut 3]

Pretty funny, but bad presentation

This movie had a lot of funny stuff in it, and it was a great new way to look at Sonic. The only problems were that it was animated poorly throughout almost the whole thing. The audio was poorly recorded (It seems like you used Windows Audio Recorder, next time up the bitrate.) and it didn't match up very well in a lot of places. Also, some of the scenes just moved too slow and lost it's timing to make it really funny. (Where Tails was being told to leave the rooms was the biggest place, and the race scene could've been more dramatic.) I loved the Roots toys at McDonalds, though. Ironically, at McDonalds they have Mario toys in the kids meals.

[Castle II]

Another boring stick fighting movie....

A very pretty movie, but it just drags out with boring-overdone fighting, and annoying shootouts. Terrible music and minimal sound-effects. There's no point to these kind of movies... A whole bunch of stick figures getting killed in some John Woo style of directing.

Also, why didn't the helicoptor just drop down above the opening with the book so the dude could grab it and get out? Did he have to prove his badass-ness?

Get-lost responds:

It wouldn't be a good movie if he just did it your way ;)

[Dad's Home]

Greatest thing I've seen in a while

This is seriously one of the best things I have seen in a long time. Me and my friends have an inside joke about our friend Alex's dad being "The Shredder." He's like this normal looking dude but in private we pretend that his this ultra badass with eye lasers and wails all the time,. This cartoon captured his essense completely.

[Ode to Cigarette]

The was great....

I'm a regular on Gaia and I was sick and tired of that bitch sucking up all of that attention. In one of millions of posts about here, where they dedicated song lyrics to her, I posted "Forever Hate You," by Cannibal Corpse.... If she really does have brain cancer, I hope she dies!

[counterstrike vs osama]

Awesome

Really great animation, although the ending looks pretty crappy and rushed also a bit cheesy, and the fight scene between the SAS and Bin Laden was too short, and the guns look a bit too small in some places. other than that, it is an awesome movie, it just needs some polishing. Oh yeah, the blood looks like crap too, but all flash blood does.

[6 year old+Flash=Bad]

Oh my god that was stupid

I think that movie was fucking hilarious. I laughed my ass off. It makes fun of the fads on newgrounds so much. Anyways, I would give it a ten if Mr. T won, because Mr. T is helluva cool.

[Amanda vs. Bin Laden]

Pretty good

I liked the overall qaulity of the graphics and such in the movie. I also like how Osama acts all stupid. It is a little short and has no sound though, you should revise it and add someone saying "Me Osama! Destroy!' and have yourself say something.

[Cowardly Terrorism]

This is a sad day...

This day will be remembered by all for many, many years. I will be suprised if this isn't the start of World War III. I feel condolenses for all of the people who has family and friends in the building, that died, and who didn't die. I also pray for the people who are stuck in the basement to survive. All of those people who are dancing in the streets of thier country better be afraid, the president will retaliate, and your country will be no more...